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[wingmate]

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[falls]

[ pretending sam has a shield inbox he checks—this would be inside it one monday morning. deal w/ it ]

[wingmate]

So basically... movie night in a pillow fort?

[falls]

[ way to take all the fun out of it, man. ]

yes. exactly that.

[wingmate]

[Whoops.]

Since you've already used the fancy stationary for this, think we can rope the others into joining us? Make it a semi-official event? We can spin it as a team bonding activity.

[Maybe part of it can be storming SHIELD in the first place to get to the room and have everything set up.]

[falls]

[ Not like it'll be hard to convince anyone else to come. ]

If that's the case, we'll need more blankets. I know I don't have enough.

[wingmate]

I can bring the ones I have. Pretty sure SHIELD would have some, too, if we raid a supply closet.

Don't tell anyone I said that though.

[falls]

too late. i've already written a new memo to alert everyone you're stealing shield sanctioned blankets.

[wingmate]

I'm recruiting Natasha for this then. Raiding the supply closet can be a bonding exercise, too.

[falls]

boding exercise or "bonding" exercise...

[wingmate]

You know what, I think trying to answer that would just get us both into trouble, so I'm not going to.

And for the record, I was planning on roping Steve into this as well.

ugh *bonding pretend that wasn't a typo

[falls]

you not answering provides all the answer i need.

s'all good!

[wingmate]

Just for that, I'm not going to invite you to this closet raid which apparently now a code word for threesome and/or orgy that I didn't know about.

[falls]

you can't uninvite me to something i started.

[wingmate]

I'm not uninviting you to the blanket fort thing. I'm uninviting you to the supplies run for it, which, if you remember, you ended up telling people about.

And I'm pretty sure that threesome and/or orgy's not even going to happen, so you won't be missing much.

[falls]

it's all connected.

...then you're doing something wrong. i'm disappointed with you.

[wingmate]

You were the one threatening to send a memo letting people know I'm going to steal SHIELD's blankets.

See, this is why I need your light and guidance in my life.

[falls]

so? nobody reads these things.

you might be beyond my help at this point.

[wingmate]

I don't want to take the chance in case Agent Hill does.

You saying you can't make it happen, then?

[falls]

scared of her, are you?

i can try. that's all i can do.

[wingmate]

I like to listen to my self-preservation instincts from time to time.

Same goes for me. Maybe we should just lock all four of us in that closet and see what happens.

[falls]

that's just a fancy way of saying you're scared.

the door getting broken down, most likely.

[wingmate]

Yeah, okay, you've got me there.

...Yeah, see, that kind of thing is out of my control already. Unless you want me to just grab Steve and kiss him or something.

[falls]

why not? he'd probably like it.

[wingmate]

I don't want to make things uncomfortable. Y'know, for anyone.

[falls]

you're talking to the wrong guy when it comes to comfort.

what's the deal?