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[wingmate]

leave a prompt, a picture, a scene, whatever you want. gimme what you got.

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[wingmate]

TJ. We're already aware that drunk me makes terrible decisions and should never be left alone with drunk you. Drunk me is always 1000x more an ass when left with drunk you.

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Drunk me doesn't make good decisions. Then again, sober me doesn't either.

I like drunk you, though. Sloppy and happy and more sexually adventurous. ;)

[wingmate]

See, this is why we need a chaperone when I'm drunk, to make sure we don't both run headlong into bad decisions.

I like you whether you're drunk or sober. :P

[smashed]

Others have tried. I can't be contained. Free as my hair, etc.

Yeah, I guess I like you sober, too. Maybe.

[wingmate]

Maybe drunk us would be more inclined to listen if it's someone really attractive. Or something.

I am so hurt by this "maybe", TJ.

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Maybe we should put this theory to the test sometime.

That so? Could make it up to you if you want.

[wingmate]

Got anyone in mind you think would be able to handle both of us?

Not gonna lie, I want that a lot, yeah.

[smashed]

No clue. Everyone I know has long since given up on me, sweetheart.

Yeah, I thought so. Tell me what you want, explicit detail, and I'll give it to you.

[wingmate]

I thought of Steve, but I'm not even sure if he'd be interested in something like this.

Well... I think I'd want you on your knees to start.

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Who's not interested in spending an evening with two hot guys who get handsy when they're drunk??

Okay. I can do that. Kinda boring though, if you ask me. Am I supposed to be doing anything on my knees or just sitting there, Sam?

[wingmate]

If anyone wouldn't be, it might just be Steve Rogers.

I did say that would just be the start right? Are we really doing the sexting thing right now, though?

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He sounds boring.

Guess it's rubbing off on you. No, don't have to.

[wingmate]

I was actually thinking us meeting up to do it in person would be more interesting.

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Oh. Well, yeah. I can probably find some time to squeeze you in.

[wingmate]

Does this count as a booty call then?

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Something like that, yeah. Give me about 30 and I'll be there.

[wingmate]

See you soon. I'll make sure to have a warm reception waiting for you.