[ Her smile takes on a wry turn as she rests her glass on the table that comes over her bed, taking an Oreo and twisting it open. This is very methodical, all right, cream peeled off and eaten first and the individual cookies dunked on their own. ]

Incentive to stay well away for as long as possible. That's my theory. [ God, these cookies hit the spot. ] It's a sound one, really. Why on Earth would we want to come back to a place utterly determined to leech all the flavour out of perfectly fine food?