Oh my god, the judges would kill everyone if you did that. [He can already see Gordon Ramsay throwing the biggest fit ever full of cursing at the contestants and absolutely ever if someone tampered with the ingredients.]

Man, I think it may just be in everyone's best interests if I stay away from televised contests if that's going to be what happens.

[He doesn't sound too disappointed though - if anything, he seems amused by the whole thing.]