Don't even know what you're talking about. [ kidnap? nah. that would be way too obvious. gotta be way more stealthy than a public kidnapping on broadcast television. ]

We'll just have to find some way to deflate your ego a bit. [ tacos are a bit spicy, but it turns out that's how he likes them. who would'a thought? hell, they could use a little more hot sauce. ] Sabotage the show somehow. Switch all the sugar jars with salt.