[ Sam shouldn't take things too hard -- the reason he's not caught on yet is because he's too busy trying not to be too obvious himself. If he's not making a complete fool out of himself yet, he'll count that as a win. The easy smiles and charming remarks are definitely being appreciated, though. ]

Cream and sugar? [ The wryness in his expression might make Sam think he's kidding, but ... that's pretty fancy, as far as Steve is concerned. ] I think what it is, is that most of these uh, 'cino' drinks taste more like dessert than coffee.

[ Riley can snigger all he wants, Steve's pretty sure he'd take salt in his coffee for the opportunity to talk to the new barista over getting his order right the first time. ]