[ He snorts, shaking his head - he can see right through you, bud. Still he's mostly just amused. ]

Come on, then. Let's heat this up so we can get you fed. It help warm this whole place up, too, while we're at it.

[ He blinks, then glances over as he makes his way to where he assumes the kitchen is. ] You know that the air conditioner's meant to keep the room cold, right? If you want hot, you'd have to use the thermostat or a heater.